Wasn’t Me

Do you ever meet someone as you are coming out of the bathroom and want to say to them, “You will find a “present” in stall 3, and I thought you should know – it wasn’t me”?*

That is all.

 

* Yes, I seriously took the time to come here and write this after I haven’t written a post in what seems like forever 🙂

 

UPDATE: I realized after I posted this that people are thinking I mean I made the mess. That’s not what I meant! I have very good bathroom manners. I meant that I don’t want the people I meet coming into the bathroom to think I was the one who left the mess they will certainly find inside. Or the smell. 😉

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About thelesbiannextdoor

I am a 40 year old lesbian, living with her wife in a small town. I have a 22 year old step-son. Who knows, I could be your neighbor ;) (Unless you know for sure your neighbor is not a lesbian - then I'm probably not!)

Posted on March 25, 2014, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. I prefer a muttered “good luck”, then get out before they see me long enough to recognize me outside.
    hehehe

  2. I generally just don’t say anything. I don’t think anyone’s ever given me a warning before, (maybe it’s an East Coast thing?)

  3. crazybeautifulchronicles

    Yes!!!!!

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