I haven’t had a lot to blog about lately, but I thought I would pop by and give a brief update.
Last weekend sucked. When say it sucked, I mean it sucked harder than Anastasia Steele sucked on Christian Grey’s balls. We thought we were going to have a nice, low-key, just-the-two-of-us weekend – which we haven’t had in a long time. It turned out to be anything but. Big D decided he needed to come home (again!) because it is getting cold where he is and needed some warmer clothes. Nevermind the fact that both his mother and I told him he should take some warmer clothes 1 million times the weekend before (after he had been home an entire week for break!) and even offered to help him bring them to the car. I keep saying, how can I have Empty Nest Syndrome when my nest is never empty??? I want to have time to miss the kid!
Anyway, so he decided to come home and stay the whole weekend – yippee! (not!). D was on call for work and the phone would not stop ringing, so she was busy with that. Then her parents decided it was the perfect weekend to come visit us unexpectedly and stay long after we wished they would go home. This, all on top of the fact we still needed to go grocery shopping. It was beautiful all day Saturday, but by the time we got to the grocery store, shopped and cashed out, it was pouring buckets of rain! Do you know how much fun it is to load a car full of groceries in the rain? So. Much. Fun! Really, you should try it sometime 🙂
Sunday was a little better – but Big D was still home and then AF came, so bye-bye sexy time with the wife 😦 Thankfully this week has flown by and we are finally at Friday again. Big D should not be coming home this weekend – he swore he would not be back until Thanksgiving, and he has only a little bit of gas money left. Hopefully this stays the case, as it would be nice to be with my wife ALONE for once! I’ve waited almost 9 years for this! I think I deserve that!* Either way, no matter what happens, or who decides to “drop by” we are going out tomorrow for our long awaited “date day”.
I half-joked that if Big D texts to say he’s coming home we should reply with, “Sorry son, it’s been declared naked Saturday and you are not invited.” 😉
*Seriously though – if I don’t get a weekend alone with her soon, I am going to go bat-shit crazy!